Pavlov, Lemmings, Bullshit, & Strawberries

I have long been of the opinion that the average American voter is one of the most conditioned response subjects to have ever been developed. This is a form of associative learning first demonstrated by Ivan Pavlov. (Pavlov's dogs)

In the American election cycle the respective parties supply the stimuli and the media then deliver it non stop to the salivating masses. The left side of the spectrum seems particularly adept at conditioning their test subjects. Just look at the biggest scam to have ever been devised to subjugate mankind.

Global Warming. Sounds ominous, doesn't it? Initially entering mass American consciousness just prior to the end of Bill Clintons' second term. After all Gore had to have a pithy phrase to sear into the minds of his future subjects and besides, this was a short phrase that was easily committed to memory.

Alas, even with an all too compliant media and plenty of "ad hoc" experts seeming to crawl out from every obscure rock in the dusty halls of academia it was still too an insurmountable challenge to get a dim witted stick man elected to the presidency. Considering Gores' opponent in the election, it could be argued that it took more effort to lose the election than to win it. Everyone thought that was the end of Gore, but with the assistance of some Hollyweird connections he goes on to make a movie about GLOBAL WARMING. This has turned into a global grab for power.

By playing on ginned up fear, the UN has gotten into the act. They want a global tax on carbon emissions. Cap and trade is the new buzz word. Arbitrarily set limits on emissions that can only be exceeded by purchasing "carbon credits" on an open market. This means that everyone gets to pay more, a lot more for everything. Business will not eat the costs of this. These costs of doing business always get passed along to consumers.

All of this to stop global warming. Actually all of this is to enslave mankind to a global power elite. Unelected, appointed bureaucrats at the UN overseeing practically every facet of your daily miserable existence.

I really should probably quit caring because the average American is gleefully following the Great Leader El Douche (GLED) off of the cliff like the lemmings they are.

All I can say is that if the Great Leader El Douche (GLED) were to announce tomorrow that we could eliminate global warming by everyone in America having a big bowl of bullshit and strawberries for breakfast every morning, you soon would not be able to scrape up enough strawberries for a dang pop tart and 90% of the people that you would meet would have some kicking halitosis.